so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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