just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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