we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Just pee around me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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