He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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