Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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