I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Drake has all the answers
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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