big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?