you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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