Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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