is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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