I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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