Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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