Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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