so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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