Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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