ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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