I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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