After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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