Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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