No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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