You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
