So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
