he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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