is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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