I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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