Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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