So drunk its hurt
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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