really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
