is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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