Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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