i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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