Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You need a twittervention. You're better than this.

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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you missed a good time last night.

(410): View more from Maryland

you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.

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