So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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