I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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