oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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