i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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