so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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