Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Randomize
