sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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