Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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