And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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