At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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