So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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