sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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