Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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