I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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