i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
do herpes really smell.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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