she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
