I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When are your genitals available?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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