maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
no you cant smoke seaweed
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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