I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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