Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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