my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this will be a night to untag.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
