I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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