It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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